Russian Mistress

Russian

Always by Oleg's side, the Russian Mistress has brought her own brand of fighting to the outfit. She has trained all the men and women the art of concealment. She was raised in Japan by a pack of ninjas and, from there, moved to Moscow to work at the McDonalds in the Red Square. There, she met Oleg, who loves McDonalds. He was on his way to defecting when he stopped off for a quick bite. She was drinking vodka from a supersized cup and was singing, "My Love Is Killing Me." It was love at first sight.